Extra Cheez: Reminding America how much it loves crap since 1805! Celebrate ExtraCheez.com's bicentenial by using the navigation bar on the left. The year is only half over, but it's already been one of the cheeziest. Well, that's a lie, every year is cheezy. But what is cheez? I'm glad you asked. Not to be confused with "cheese," the delicious and fattening dairy product, cheez is that aspect of our culture that, by whatever misguided principle, is completely retarded. This could be because it's tacky, because it's overproduced, or because it's just plain shit. Cheez most comonly appears when producers think they know what Americans like. Unfortunately for us, they're usually right.

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